I recently quit my retail job where I sold overpriced clothing to bored, rich housewives. One of the many perks of working in retail is listening to some delightful conversations, like this one between a grandmother and granddaughter.
Grandma: (Picks up a pair of gloves and reads the tag) It says.. made from repurposed fabric.
Granddaughter: Omg I love that! That’s so awesome.
Grandma: Straight from the garbage.