Boyfriend: We should go sunglass shopping
Me: Why? I have sunglasses
Him: I want to buy you new ones
Me: But I like these
Him: But I think my girlfriend deserves the best..
(I stare at him in silence)
Me: You hate my sunglasses don’t you!
Him: Hahaha yea.. .
Me: Why?! I love them. Everyone loves them.
Him: They.. make you look like a diva
Me: No they don’t! (As I flip my hair back)