Me: Look, I’m wearing mascara today and no eyeliner.
Boyfriend: I like when you wear mascara, not eyeliner.
Me: Why? I like eyeliner too. It’s sexy.
Him: I don’t like sexy. I like natural better.
(Few minutes later)
Him: I love your jeans. They’re so sexy.
Me: I thought you said you don’t like sexy.
Him: No .. they’re like normal though
Me: Oh, so I’m normal now.
Him: Noo… .
Me: Haha I’m jk 🙂
Men- Think before you speak.
Women- Give him time to think. Don’t jump the gun and assume.